Kaka – in Mexico it means sh**

16 Jan

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Kaka on the beach…in Manchester?

Someone told me that’s what Kaka means. Maybe true. Maybe not. So Kaka is thinking of making the trip North, from the balmy heat of Italy to the dark rusted northern sky of Manchester, England. Has he seen the menu at the local fish and chip shop? There’s no Copa Cabana beach to bounce around on, no naturally lithe bronze beauties to ogle at, only lithe bronze beauties emerging from the deep fryer of the sunbed salon. Manc girls bite.

Like Ronaldo, Kaka will have to bring his chef, his beautician and his gloves. And soon the $500,000 dollars a week salary will be spent on heating bills. Manchester is the frozen bloody tundra! Kaka will last two years at Manchester City, and be gone for a value well under what the Manchester Sheiks’ are willing to pay now.  He’s a bad mortgage, a sub prime soccer player. English football does not fit the style of the laid back hipster. It’s why Ronaldo is heading back to the warmer climes next year. He can’t stand the food, or driving on the wrong side of the road.

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35 Responses to “Kaka – in Mexico it means sh**”

  1. Anonymous March 3, 2009 at 12:18 am #

    Caca in spanish means sh!t and

    Kaka and Caca have similar sound
    but Kaká has accent on the last A and caca has accent on the first a but you dont write it

    Kaká Cáca they sound similar but not exaclty the same, hope you understand

  2. Anonymous March 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    hhhh

  3. Anonymous March 3, 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    5ka tije slikata

  4. meli March 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm #

    LEITE KAKA I LOVE YOU , IM NATIONALITET ALBANIA YOU BEAUTIFUL VERY GOOD

  5. Qendrim March 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    better much kaka love you :P:P:P:P:P

    hauhuahuauhauhahua

    millano>kaka

  6. linda March 4, 2009 at 8:56 pm #

    fucky kaka are crayzy kaka linsera tyewreus erqekig liferut ftuorelk kaka aewrti linvere kilerqe linver limerqbfre lpoerqwe irtetiuonners

  7. ahmad March 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    kaka i..love you

  8. neta March 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    kaka you are the best pleier in the vorld i love you and milan fuck pato

    • ruben domingo November 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

      $=========

  9. ardi March 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm #

    low kaka ju une e du shum kakan sepse deshira ime osht plecu qi u shpall lejtari mai miri ne bot rikardo inzekson don santos lejte kaka 22 une e kom ditlindjen me 22 kur e ka aj e kom edhe un edhe numrin ne ditdr
    veq kom notat qi om ne 5 pes ne ditdr

  10. Anonymous May 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm #

    fuck you kaka

  11. albina May 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    You are so so so beautiful i love you

  12. sofia October 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    il sont trop mimiii!!!

  13. kakano October 14, 2009 at 3:16 pm #

    hi ca va toot le mond

  14. karan tamang October 15, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    kya baat hai

  15. endrit October 15, 2009 at 4:50 pm #

    kaka mai forti n bot emrit e kam endrit hasani

    • Anonymous February 25, 2010 at 6:58 pm #

      paaaaa

  16. endrit October 15, 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    kaka ma i forti n bot un e kam emrin endrit hasani

  17. misse kathia October 17, 2009 at 7:21 am #

    hello ! misse kathia favourite foutbal

    • Anonymous February 25, 2010 at 6:59 pm #

      aréte kaks de embrasser quelle qun que tu connait pas paaaa

  18. Anonymous December 3, 2009 at 7:49 am #

    أناأحب كاكا

  19. Anonymous December 13, 2009 at 9:40 pm #

    hi

  20. Anonymous December 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm #

    i love u

  21. rose December 13, 2009 at 9:42 pm #

    i love u

  22. anwar monis January 6, 2010 at 9:09 pm #

    kaka

  23. armend January 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm #

    tung shka po ban nga je edhe emri a ban

  24. armend January 27, 2010 at 6:05 pm #

    tung shka po ban nga je edhe emri

  25. Lazo February 7, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    Fcu kaka hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  26. Anonymous February 25, 2010 at 7:01 pm #

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa té trop bete kak

  27. hana March 9, 2010 at 9:37 am #

    mu me pelqe kristijano ronaldo ma se shumti edhe kaka por kristijano ma shuummti te amoooo ronaldo

  28. Anonymous March 20, 2010 at 9:26 pm #

    bas ste slatki

  29. MOHAMED March 27, 2010 at 7:40 am #

    I MASS YOU KAKA I LOVE YOU

    • Anonymous June 12, 2010 at 9:21 am #

      luv u kaka

  30. Nassereen bibi June 15, 2010 at 6:54 pm #

    Kaka es o melhor jogador do mundo… Peço pelo menos um autógrafo no dia 25 no mundial em durban. Gosto muito de ti

  31. Qaisar Khan June 29, 2010 at 11:18 am #

    Kaka I Fuck u.. i am Pathan. Karachi-ponka

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