Beware the Flying Donut Brigades

4 Mar

donut

While watching a kids game of soccer at the weekend, I witnessed an act of pastry murder. An irate mom threw a missile on to the field. For a split second, I thought an asteroid was about to hit planet earth but it turned out to be a cream stuffed donut. It made a mighty splodge. The referee arrived at the impact site and yelled, who threw that? WHO THREW THAT! He was met with a wall of smiling mothers, nary a trace of cream filled donut on their rosy red lips. A dog wandered on to the field and ate the shattered pastry, destroying any evidence the ref may have wished to collect for the league’s investigators.

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One Response to “Beware the Flying Donut Brigades”

  1. graham March 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm #

    Holy shit that is a funny story

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